Quantum Hype Cycle Exposed: When Tech Journalism Fails (Plus Linux Goes Microsoft, Container Escapes, and Rivers as People)

Tech journalism's quantum confusion reached peak absurdity a few weeks ago as outlets recycled Google's December 2024 Willow chip announcement as breaking news. The real story—Google's October 2025 "Quantum Echoes" algorithm achieving 13,000x speedups—got lost amid journalists' confusion over separate announcements spanning three years. This episode dissects how a 2023 Nature paper about modest error correction improvements became "Willow" in 2024, spawned a practical algorithm in 2025, and somehow made headlines again in November 2025 as a revolutionary breakthrough.

The quantum hype exemplifies a broader pattern: just as fake AMD processor benchmarks fooled the entire tech press last week, the rush to announce "revolutionary" quantum breakthroughs creates an echo chamber where fiction becomes fact. While Google did achieve "below threshold" error correction—meaning logical qubits finally last longer than physical ones—we're still orders of magnitude away from practical quantum computing or breaking RSA encryption. As NVIDIA's Jensen Huang noted, useful quantum computers remain 15-30 years out.

In more grounded news, the Linux kernel prepares a historic shift by enabling Microsoft C Extensions globally, ending years of resistance with Linus Torvalds' blessing. Critical vulnerabilities in runc threaten container security across Docker and Kubernetes deployments worldwide, requiring urgent patches. And in our weekly dose of the weird, we explore legal personhood for non-humans: from ships that can be sued in admiralty court to New Zealand's Whanganui River with full legal rights and appointed guardians.

The episode also covers Xpeng's humanoid robot moving so naturally that they had to prove no human was inside, and reports of OpenAI and Anthropic discussing AI model sharing with the U.S. government for national security applications.

Links

Main segment

• Google Unveils Willow Quantum Chip (December 2024)
• Suppressing quantum errors by scaling a surface code logical qubit - Nature (2023)
• Director Julian Kelly Introduces Willow (Video)
• Google Quantum AI Roadmap
• Google Quantum Echoes Algorithm Announcement (October 2025)
• Verifiable Quantum Advantage with OTOC Algorithm - Nature (October 2025)
• 2025 Study on Quantum Factoring Requirements
• CNBC: Google quantum exec says tech is 5 years out from a real breakout
• The Incredible Machine - When Corporate Theater Met the Dawn of Unix

News

• The Linux Kernel Looks To "Bite The Bullet" In Enabling Microsoft C Extensions
• Runc Container Escape Vulnerabilities Patched
• CVE-2025-31133 (CVSS 7.3)
• CVE-2025-52565 (CVSS 8.4)
• CVE-2025-52881 (CVSS 7.3)
• Unexpected things that are people
• Chinese EV Maker's Robot Moves So Naturally They Cut It Open to Prove It's Real
• OpenAI and Anthropic in Talks to Share AI Models with US Government